Let me ask you, what do you do to let some steam off?
Do you go to the movies and check out the latest flicks? Do you run down to your favorite restaurant to gobble up your go-to comfort menu item? Maybe, you like to let steam off by doing something that’s even steamier – if you know what I mean.
Let’s be real people and talk about real things here: Masturbation is a natural thing (here’s proof). People just don’t talk about the topic as much. After all, your considerate self thinks it would be quite bothersome for people to hear about your intimate and vulnerable tendencies. Sexual fantasies and activities are hardly usual topics used during small talks. I mean, it would take one very brave person to actually unleash his sensual side on the very first meeting.
Anyway, we all have reasons as to why we engage in such activities. We each have our own stresses and burdens that we have to carry on our shoulders. When things get a little too tough, there’s nothing wrong with taking a few steps back and enjoy the few but certainly rewarding pleasures of life. It’s totally normal to feel tired. It’s also normal to feel like wanting to reward yourself every once in a while. Luckily, we just happen to have the perfect suggestion:
“Electric Hands-free Male Masturbators”
What? What are these things again? Well, let’s find out!
What Are Hands-free Masturbators?
Okay. So I know they sound weird alright? After all, isn’t masturbating all about the hand movements? If you’ve got to free your little fingers, what’s left to do the work? Well, don’t worry. This is no fake news. There really is a way to pleasure yourself without having to lift a finger – kind of.
Hands-free masturbators are what we call electronic toys equipped with the mechanism to mimic an actual hand job. Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re probably wondering whether you’re dreaming or not. Well, lucky you! You are very much awake and what you’re hearing is 100% real. Such a thing exists and you’d probably be even more thrilled to know that you can have one for yourself in the next couple of days!
Anyway, this device is often battery-operated so I do suggest buying rechargeable batteries rather than disposable ones. I tell you, once you get into these things, it’ll be hard to stop. So you might as well consider investing in good batteries! The usual models come with a click-and-go function; others can be remotely operated. Sounds like terrific fun, huh? You can check out this list for more information.
Is It Better Than The Normal Thing?
Well, that depends on how you define the word “better.” To answer this question, I have asked several (lonely) guy friends for some input. They all had varying answers. One friend of mine told me that he would definitely check this toy out since he’s growing tired of servicing himself all the time. My other friend told me “No. I like to keep it classy.” But I think what he meant to say was that he liked to do it traditionally. Other friends of mine then took either sides of the argument and I was not able to find significant proof that one method is indeed better than the other. Also, there were a few who said that it was too sad to think that they could only choose one or the other. Why wasn’t actual sex a part of the choices? They added – and to which I broke into a mocking laugh.
Anyway, I guess what I’m really trying to say is that it’s not a matter of “which is better” but rather a matter of preference. So some guys like to pleasure themselves with their own hands, what’s so wrong about that? However, one synonymous answer I did get was “But I guess it wouldn’t hurt to try.”
Indeed. Trying out something new is always a neat choice. After all, you can only decide whether you like something or not after you’ve already tried it out.
Where Can I Get One?
The most obvious answer is by visiting an adult toy shop. But of course, I know that many of you are too shy to ever step into the world of adults. Even I used to be very conscious when it came to such things. However, everyone gets to experience their first and everything else will just feel more natural after that.
But while you are still too hesitant to march right into the adult den of pleasures, there is one place you can buy hands-free masturbators discreetly: The Internet.
Yes, e-commerce is all the rage these days and all sorts of companies have been making their debuts in the online market scene – including adult toy shops. By ordering online, you can keep your purchases a secret from other people, you won’t risk yourself getting seen in public buying naughty stuff, and you can also upgrade your fetishes without anyone judging you. Adult toy companies online that accept door-to-door delivery are very discreet when it comes to sending the package. They make sure to wrap your items nice and tight so you don’t have to worry about the mailman finding out what you’re up to. Trust me; this method works really fast and really well! I highly suggest making an online purchase if this is your first time buying.
Anyhow, good luck with your shopping! Don’t forget to go hands-free!